ISPP 2015

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SO THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE, MAN, I WAS STRAIGHT KICKING GAME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL CHICK, DIANA, MAN? AND THE–IT’S A HOUSE PARTY, AND SO ANYWAY, I GO TO THE

(mumbled background talking) – Fine thank you, I’m glad you called. – [Woman] Oh thanks, what’s your name? – My name is R, I’m sorry? – [Woman] I’m sorry, –

Mucilage is, um, dangerous territory. And I would think any adhesive product… would have a warning right on the… on the tube. I thought it was, uh, uh, lubricant.Okay, I

That’s great. Any anesthesiologist? Any anesthesia specialists? ‘Cause they’re the most important. None of these doctors matter. ‘Cause they’re like… Where’s the anesthetic? She’s coming. Calm down. Cardiology… he can’t

– all: OH! – WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN, YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI.

-You know, I do want to ask real quick. The steelers — it’s been a bit of a dramatic off-season. We were talking about — there’s this Antonio Brown saga

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Dad. Aakanksha. Jeetu. Dad. Jeetu. Son, we’ve gone through one round, right? Let’s stop this. This Mexican Stand-up doesn’t seem fun, let’s play something else. Do you have UNO or

Good morning John! It occurs to me that there are a lot of things that I haven’t haven’t told you about in my life. So, I want to make a